Take 5

A collection of inspirational quotes, fun facts, and jokes to get you through the day.
A champion is defined not by their wins but by how they can recover when they fall. - Serena Williams
Why shouldn't you use a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.
It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop. - Confucius
Maintaining good relationships reduces stress and boosts your immune system.
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Even if you don’t feel like smiling, the act of smiling can improve your mood by releasing happy chemicals in the brain.
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Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it. - Confucius
The same bike tries to run John down every day.

It’s a vicious cycle.
Where do generals keep their armies?

In their sleevies.
A little progress each day adds up to big results.
Reading can help you feel less stressed by lowering cortisol levels by 68%.
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Don’t be busy, be productive.
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein
Stress levels reduce significantly after the age of 33.
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You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. - C.S. Lewis
Today I have the power to change my story.
Laughing is good for the heart as it can increase blood flow by 20%.
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WANTED: A man who’s been stealing wheels off police cars.

It’s safe to say the police are working tirelessly to catch him.
What you get by achieving your goals is not as important as what you become by achieving your goals. - Zig Ziglar
The best way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing. - Walt Disney
Today is your opportunity to build the tomorrow you want.
Being optimistic can help you live longer.
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The most productive working day is Tuesday.
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Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.
People who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do. - Rob Siltanen
Yahoo is an acronym for "Yet Another Hierarchical Officious Oracle".
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The Coca Cola logo is recognized by 94% of the world's population.
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Find a way, not an excuse.
‘Catching a yawn’ shows empathy.
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Slow progress is better than no progress.
Progress takes place outside your comfort zone.
If not now, then when?
The human brain wanders 30-70% of the time.
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A ship is always safe at shore, but that’s not what it’s for. - Albert Einstein
It’s never too late to be what you might have been. - George Eliot
So far, you’ve survived 100% of your worst days.
Success doesn’t come from what you do occasionally. It comes from what you do consistently.
Yoga can boost cognitive function and lower stress.
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The mind forgets things to prevent overloading, as well as allowing you to learn more quickly.
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Google was originally called BackRub.
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Pepsi got its name from the digestive enzyme Pepsin.
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Be brave enough to be bad at something new.
You learn more from failure than success.
You can’t start the next chapter of your life if you keep re-reading the last one.
Thinking in another language makes your decisions more rational.
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Exercising just twice a week reduces your chances of dying from cardiovascular disease by 41% and cancer by 18%.
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The tables at Starbucks are round because the designers thought it would make lone coffee drinkers feel less alone.
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We must be willing to let go of the life we planned so as to have the life that is waiting for us. - Joseph Campbell
A new strain of head lice has been discovered which is resistant to conventional treatments.

It’s left scientists scratching their heads.
Don't wait. The time will never be just right. - Napoleon Hill
One day or day one? You decide.
You don’t have to be great to start, but you have to start to be great. - Zig Ziglar

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